Saturday 19 September 2015

Prof Cohen's meaningless phrase generator.


You’ve got the job of writing a report for a government department or similar. You’re desperate to fill up pages with meaningless waffle. What do you do? This is where the meaningless phrase generator created by Prof Phil Cohen of the University of East London comes in. Just take one item from the first column below, followed by one from the second and third and you immediately have an important sounding but completely meaningless phrase. For example: “Practical sustainable regeneration”. Who can quarrel with that? Or “Diverse strategic involvement” – how can anyone manage without that?

You can generate over SEVEN HUNDRED meaningless phrases using Cohen’s meaningless phrase generator. Good luck.








Inclusive

Area-based

Renewal

Joined – up

Community

Regeneration

Consensual

Sustainable

Development

Practical

People-lead

Involvement

Evaluated

Strategic

Revitalisation

Diverse

Neighbourhood

Synergy

Balanced

Sensitive

Opportunities

Responsive

Monitored

Initiatives

Supportive

Best value

Capacity

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